Subtle Energy Harmonizing Device
This instrument harmonizes disturbed subtle energy patterns of an cat. It depends upon radionic, shamanic and dowsing principles. Its effectiveness depends on your confidence in your efforts, your degree of focused intent, and your dowsing ablities.
I dunno … it’s either this or the psychic facelift. What do you think?
~ found over at nursemyra’s ~
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 12:11 am
haha… Im glad you used this, such a brilliant idea needs more advertising
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 12:25 am
It is VERY funny.
Cats. So endlessly amusing.
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 1:58 am
disturbed subtle energy patterns of an cat
Isn’t that redundantly describing cats in general? Az, I’d go with the psychic makeover…
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 8:12 am
If you stroke your kitty a certain way, an electrical charge is produced.
Hi Nurse!
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 9:18 am
I agree with gnukid. Cats never appreciate anything you do for them anyway, so the psychic facelift makes a lot more sense.
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 10:40 am
Not only redundant but bad grammar, gnukid. An cat?
I usually find that refilling the food dishes takes care of any feline disharmony (usually vocal but sometimes I get this).
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 11:31 am
hi Ian! whose kitty are you stroking?
Thursday, 8 May 2008 at 10:48 pm
Does it also harmonise the disturbed subtle energy patterns of its inventor’s bank account?
Friday, 9 May 2008 at 8:59 am
Kind of like a Ouija board then.
As for the psychic facelift, I think I’ll just try smiling more.
Friday, 9 May 2008 at 10:42 am
you’ll be all smiles next month when ‘the girls’ hit your town
Tuesday, 13 May 2008 at 1:45 am
I like the use of the word ’subtle’, here taken to mean ‘unnoticeable because not present’.
Nice