the felitron

The Felitron

Subtle Energy Harmonizing Device

This instrument harmonizes disturbed subtle energy patterns of an cat. It depends upon radionic, shamanic and dowsing principles. Its effectiveness depends on your confidence in your efforts, your degree of focused intent, and your dowsing ablities.

I dunno … it’s either this or the psychic facelift. What do you think?

~ found over at nursemyra’s ~

despair wear

Fist seen over at SG V’s… who has apparently purchased a couple of t-shirts from Despair Wear™. What fabulously depressing products! I can see that Christmas shopping this year has just become a lot easier. :)

my celeb lookalikes

Yeah right …

It’s funny what turns up with different photos. This somewhat scary pic was taken in January at my 51st birthday lunch. When I used this pic (from my 50th birthday) I also ended up with Ava Gardner … as well as Christian Slater and José Carreras! Go figure.

Get yours here

~ found at alji’s ~

cat dung coffee

Okay, this even ‘out-weirds’ the Germans

Cat Dung Coffee For £50 A Cup

A gourmet coffee blended from cat droppings is being sold at a London department store for £50 per cup.

Jamaican Blue Mountain and the Kopi Luwak bean are used to create Caffe Raro which is thought to be the most expensive cup of coffee in the world.

The perfect beverage to go with the world’s most expensive sandwich.

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robo-restaurant

Fast food, German style

Germany likes to call itself the “Land of Ideas” - and over the centuries it has certainly had plenty of them. It was Germans who invented the aspirin, the airship, the printing press and the diesel engine.

But Germany has surely never produced anything quite as weird as the automated restaurant.

Weird is right. Would you eat here?

(watch the video to see the place ‘in action’)

homespun analogy generator

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This is as silly as a dirty red armadillo with a plate of crackers!

Homespun Analogy Generator

turned on jesus

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Intelligent Design?

i can has amputashun?

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Five-legged cat to lose two paws

A five-legged cat is to undergo surgery to remove a superfluous paw growing from the left side of her body.
The operation will not make her a four-footed feline, as vets also plan to amputate a deformed left hind leg.

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quote o’ the year

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If it’s in stock, we have it

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~ found at compu-diva ~

who invents stuff like…

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And that’s not all - Amazon offers a special deal if you buy both the slipper genie cleaning slippers and (are you ready?) dust mop plaid dusting slippers. I mean honestly, why plaid? According to the customer reviews they work quite well, the main downside being that if you pick up any sort of sharp object you’ll end up scratching the shit out of your floors. Considering the amount of stray bits of cat sand flung about casa az I don’t reckon these are going to be a future purchase.

The tatermitts looked rather interesting - check out cheezy 50’s style ad here (my favourite line is “the possibilities are endless!” :) ) - but then a quick googling turned up some very unsatisfied customers. And the “peel a potato in 8 seconds!” claim is pretty misleading as you have to boil the potatoes for five minutes and let them cool before using the scary nubbly gloves on them (which are basically rubber gloves covered with bits of sharp stone - maybe cat sand?) . Too bad they don’t work because it’s really a good idea.

Awhile back Lori wrote a post about inventions she’d like to see. How about you? What would you like to see invented?

~ tatermitts first seen on Boobs Radley ~